Dammit! My whole "innocent girl" look is ruined because of the jackass who got my photo. I really need to cut back on those lines- I mean martinis. See, I put this goldilocks dress on and curled my hair so that everyone would think I'm the innocent Hilton. I mean, Paris has flashed her ass all over town. Someone's gotta be responsible ya know? Damn. When I find the jackass who took this photo I'm going to have daddy sue them.