<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29408845</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:40:36.389-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fugtastic</title><subtitle type='html'>All celebrity fug, all the time.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Fugtastic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01463164934689491520</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29408845.post-114972727508222937</id><published>2006-06-07T17:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T17:41:15.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3563/3132/1600/nickyfug.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 255px; height: 341px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3563/3132/320/nickyfug.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Dear Diary,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dammit!  My whole "innocent girl" look is ruined because of the jackass who got my photo.  I really need to cut back on those lines- I mean martinis.  See, I put this goldilocks dress on and curled my hair so that everyone would think I'm the innocent Hilton.  I mean, Paris has flashed her ass all over town.  Someone's gotta be responsible ya know?  Damn.  When I find the jackass who took this photo I'm going to have daddy sue them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29408845-114972727508222937?l=fugtastic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/feeds/114972727508222937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29408845&amp;postID=114972727508222937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114972727508222937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114972727508222937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/2006/06/dear-diary-dammit-my-whole-innocent.html' title=''/><author><name>Fugtastic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01463164934689491520</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29408845.post-114971724011337660</id><published>2006-06-07T14:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T17:37:40.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3563/3132/1600/terifug.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 396px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3563/3132/320/terifug.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Dear Diary,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm getting worried that people just aren't finding my excessive thinness and skeletal figure sexy anymore.  So, from now on I'm going to try and scare the shit out of everyone.  I'll have to cut back the botox injections to about 2 a day as opposed to the 5 I was getting.  Makes my face unable to move much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29408845-114971724011337660?l=fugtastic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/feeds/114971724011337660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29408845&amp;postID=114971724011337660' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114971724011337660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114971724011337660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/2006/06/dear-diary-im-getting-worried-that.html' title=''/><author><name>Fugtastic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01463164934689491520</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29408845.post-114970233007133204</id><published>2006-06-07T10:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T14:47:17.813-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Nothing but celebrity fug 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.  Please bookmark this site and visit often!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29408845-114970233007133204?l=fugtastic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/feeds/114970233007133204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29408845&amp;postID=114970233007133204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114970233007133204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29408845/posts/default/114970233007133204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fugtastic.blogspot.com/2006/06/nothing-but-celebrity-fug-24-hours-day.html' title=''/><author><name>Fugtastic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01463164934689491520</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
